Tuesday

Tuesday is the third day of the week (At least in The West). Its article on Simple English Wikipedia has been vandalized a few times.

On 2 May 2018, an anonymous user added:

And in remote parts of Africa Tuesday is even considered the first day of the week. If you travel to the planet Mars you will also discover that some alien races consider Tuesday to be the holy day of the week. On this day the aliens will worship their Gods and travel to a far away planet. On this far away planet the will capture it and blow it up as a sacrifice to the Gods.

The next day, the same user added:

You may be asking yourself, what's the best day of the week? Your answer is Tuesday. Tuesday is by far better than any other day of the week, and it's not even close. It's also very underrated for absolutely no reason. Everybody overlooks Tuesday just because it's after Monday. In reality it is the best day of the week. I bet $100 you can't think of a Tuesday that has been bad for you. So in conclusion you should value Tuesday way more